When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.