Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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check shower for murder then pee

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.