trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Having gay sex

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.