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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check shower for murder then pee

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

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