Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Picking my nose.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.