if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.