When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Pee in the shower

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.