You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.