Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.