on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I **** with no hands.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.