If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.