I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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fap

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Courtesy flush.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.