When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Pee in the shower

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.