scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.