When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I eat ass

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.