When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Having gay sex

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.