When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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wonder who wrote these things

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.