When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.