When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Ur mum

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.