- Things You Think Only You Do

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.