I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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My parents are annoying.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.