Giving my dog a massage.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.