When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.