i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.