Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.