pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

thumb_up thumb_down -41

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

thumb_up thumb_down -41

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -47

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Brake for tail-gaters

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thumb_up thumb_down -79

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -20

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.