If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.