I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.