I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Poop naked.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.