ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.