when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.