Vote for the other guy

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.