Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.