Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.