Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

get really confused

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.