Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.