I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.