Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.