Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.