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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.