Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.