- Things You Think Only You Do

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Say what even when u heard someone

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.