When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.