When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.