Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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KICK THE CAN

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.