Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.