Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.