Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.