I put salt on buttered toast...

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.