Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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misread flashlight

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.