Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

I sleep in the nude.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.