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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Breathe.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.