Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.