Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.