If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.