Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I control water in the shower.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.