While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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R A P E Children

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I control water in the shower.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.