Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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R A P E Children

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.