I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.