try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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i masturbate with my feet

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.