When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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humiliating little girls

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.