Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Do somthing only you do

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.