I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.