You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Do somthing only you do

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.