Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.