Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I read the down voted posts

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.