When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.